1、再坚强，咱也是女人。
Strong again, the za is a woman.
2、你是不是三鹿喝多了？
Are you sanlu drink many?
3、少时瞎透，老了咳嗽。
When she was blind and old cough.
4、无理取闹，必有所图。
Unreasonable, will figure.
5、忍无可忍，就重新再忍。
The last straw, to endure again.
6、太理智的，那不叫青春。
Too rational, it's not called the youth.
7、蹲在厕所里，想着500万。
Squatting in the toilet, thinking about 5 million.
8、努力寻找属于自己的道路。
Trying to find their own path.
9、同心而离居，忧伤以终老。
From the concentric, sorrow to die.
10、不要迷恋妹，妹怕哥犯罪！
Don't be obsessed with sister, brother sister afraid of crime!
11、花有百样红，人与狗不同。
Flower is red, the person is different from the dog.
12、必修课选逃，选修课必逃。
Compulsory courses to choose escape, elective course will run.
13、没有行李，我一个人旅游。
No luggage, I a person to travel.
14、年少太轻狂，尼姑也疯狂。
Young too frivolous, nun also crazy.
15、让未来到来，让过去过去。
Let the future arrival, let the past pass.
16、丈夫非无泪，不洒离别间。
Husband not no more tears, no separation between.
17、社会路难走，有人也有狗。
Social road difficult to walk, someone has a dog.
18、人生路难走。交友别交狗！
Life is difficult to walk. Friends don't pay the dog!
19、想让我低头，那你跪下吧！
Want to let me down, that you kneel down!
20、你若撒野今生我把酒奉陪。
If you run on in this life I company with wine.
21、看透别说透、继续做朋友。
See through don't say, continue to be friends.
22、没经历过，才笑别人的疤。
Not experienced, to laugh at others scar.
23、我只为人民币服务，谢谢。
I just for the service, thank you.
24、生活就是生出来，活下去。
Life is born, live.
25、散场的拥抱，混乱的心跳。
Surely embrace, chaos of the heartbeat.
26、名花虽有主、我来松松土。
Famous flowers are the main, I come loose earth.
27、少壮不努力。老大写作业。
They don't work hard. Eldest brother do homework.
28、做气质男人，泡品味娘们。
Do men temperament, taste bitch.
29、我不恨你，但我恨我爱你。
I don't hate you, but I hate I love you.
30、愿成大成绩优异的学生，文理全不怕。
Wish into large outstanding students, liberal arts all not afraid.
31、眼泪流过会不会变成彩虹。
Will tears flow into a rainbow.
32、你给我滚，马不停蹄的滚。
You roll to me, on the roll.
33、三个臭皮匠，臭死诸葛亮。
Two heads are better than, smelly dead zhuge liang.
34、一时的冲动，子孙的危机。
At that time the impulse, of the children of the crisis.
35、累了就睡觉，醒了就微笑。
Tired to sleep, wake up just smile.
36、请允许我把我们相忘于江湖。
Please allow me to have left us in the river's lake.
37、玩心计，你不是我的对手！
Play calculation, you are not my opponent!
38、想咬你一口，可惜我是回民。
Want to bite you, it's a pity that I am a hui people.
39、若只是喜欢，何必夸张成爱。
If just like, why hyperbole into love.
40、哥如果挂勒、请给哥烧个姐。
Brother if le, burn a brother elder sister, please.
41、上班的心情比上坟还要沉重。
Go to work than a grave heavy heart.
42、我要给你幸福，谁都拦不住！
I will give you happiness, no one stop!
43、与其逃避现实不如笑对人生。
Rather than escape from reality smile to the life.
44、鸟在笼中，恨关羽不能张飞。
A bird in the cage, hate guan yu zhang fei.
45、你站在那别动，我飞奔过去！
You stand on that don't move, I ran past!
46、我不信命，我只信双手去打。
I don't believe it, I only believe his hands to play.
47、姐属于国有财产，绝不贱卖。
Elder sister are state-owned property, not for sale.
48、结婚生子，注定自己是傻子。
Marry and have children, to oneself is a fool.
49、谁是谁老公？都他妈临时工！
Who is the husband? All his mama of temporary workers!
50、相逢，不是恨晚，便是恨早。
Meet, not hate late, early is hate.
51、我热情有限，你把握好时间。
My passion is limited, you grasp the good time.
52、不要迷恋姐，你姐夫有点野！
Don't be infatuated with elder sister, your brother-in-law is a little wild!
53、实力造就经典，者绝非偶然。
Power make classics, is no accident.
54、别说我变了，全都拜你所赐。
Don't say I changed, all thanks to you.
55、你的微笑，温暖了整个冬季。
Your smile, warm the whole winter.
56、后悔就别做、做了就别后悔。
Sorry don't do, don't regret it.
57、人本是人，不必刻意去做人。
Humanism is a person, need not deliberately to life.
58、百度搜不到你，只好进搜狗！
Baidu search less than you, so we have to sogou!
59、我赢了所有人，却输掉了你。
I win all, but I lost you.
60、我的世界，我一个人懂就好。
My world, I know a person's good.
61、一见钟情，再而衰，三而竭。
Love at first sight, and failure again, three and exhaust.
62、跟我拽，你先去买副棺材吧！
With me, you go to buy a coffin!
63、我很丑可是我有音乐和啤酒。
I'm very ugly but I have music and beer.
64、时间改变了我们，告别了单纯。
Time has changed us, said goodbye to the simple.
65、没有你，俺活得比任何人都好。
Without you, I live better than anyone else.
66、我和脂肪作斗争，差点没牺牲。
I struggle with fat, almost no sacrifice.
67、你过来一下子，我怀念一辈子。
You come all of a sudden, I miss a lifetime.
68、哗众，可以取宠，也可以失宠。
Publicity, can to the gallery, also can be in the doghouse.
69、只要有信心，人永远不会挫败。
As long as there is confidence, people will never foil.
70、只想优雅转身，不料华丽撞墙！
Just want to elegant turned, and ornate wall!
71、就不要放弃，放弃就不要反悔。
Don't give up, give up, do not have to go back on our word.
72、我们的宗旨是：为人民币服务。
Our aim is: service for RMB.