1、满脸的斑，都快成斑马了。
The face of the spot, are fast into a zebra.
2、谁说的?
Who said that?
3、别跟我摆架子。
Don't give me that attitude.
4、那才是你脑子里想的!
That's what you think!
5、鬼话！
Nonsense！
6、站的高，尿的远。
Stand high, the urine is far.
7、靠，你长得太好认了。
By, you're too good to recognize.
8、人是铁饭是钢，一天不装憋得慌。
People are iron rice is steel, one day a suffocating.
9、你气死我了啦。
You make me so mad.
10、老子从不以爱的名义绑架任何人。
I never kidnap anyone in the name of love.
11、够了够了！
Enough is enough!
12、你脑子有毛病！
You are out of your mind.
13、就你好！细的跟根儿牙签似的。
Just hello! Fine with the root toothpicks.
14、结婚必备条件：有车有房。
Marriage prerequisite: there is a car room.
15、你是全世界傻逼的细胞组成的。
You are the whole world idiot cell composition.
16、江山如此多娇，**如此**。
Jiang Shan so many Jiao, small three so much.
17、这么傻，谁把你带来的。
So silly, who brought you.
18、你就是小陀螺，欠抽。
You're the little top, you owe it.
19、我诅咒你永生永世都只配当破鞋。
I curse you for ever and ever is only when a whore.
20、你妈的服务都是面向兽类的。
Your mother is in service oriented.
21、脑子让驴给踢了。
The brain let the ass kicked.
22、你的脸防碍地球运行了。
Your face with the earth.
23、你到底为什么不跟我说实话?
Why on earth didn't you tell me truth?
24、阁下长得真是天生励志！
You are born inspirational!
25、你干嘛用**挡住脸啊！
Why do you use the buttocks to block the face ah!
26、你以为你在跟谁说话？
Who do you think you're talking to?
27、你的脑子比猪脑子还要保养的好。
Your brain is better than a pig's head.
28、市井无赖你最在行，你主攻！
You are best in your main scoundrels of the marketplace!
29、手榴弹看到你会自爆。
Grenade self you will see.
30、人生苦短，为何如此骚包性感。
So, why so sexy sexy.
31、吃的是草，挤出来的是青春痘。
Eat the grass, squeezed out of acne.
32、不是路不平，只是你不行。
Is not the road is rough, but you can not.
33、只能演电视剧里的一陀粪。
Can only play one of the TV series of shit.
34、这社会对我不太客气。
This society is not polite to me.
35、没事可做时，觉得最累。
Nothing to do, feel the most tired.
36、耗子看见你都含着眼泪走开！
You see you all with tears away!
37、你太过分了!
You have crossed the line!
38、我站这只为看你落魄。
I stand here just to see you down.
39、我跟毛线衣聊天还比较有趣。
I'm still fun to chat with.
40、有你的地方，我就觉得很恶心。
Where you are, I feel sick.
41、省省吧。
Save it.
42、你张的很野兽派嘛！！
You're a very wild animal!!
43、长的跟车祸现场似的！
With a long car accident!
44、从我面前消失!
Get out of my face.
45、脸先着地，无力回天。
Face first, powerless.
46、拿2B形容你，人家铅笔不乐意！
Take 2B to describe you, people are not willing to pencil!
47、你早上吃化肥了，说话咋内有劲！
You eat fertilizer morning, speak ye in!
48、想你想的饭都吃不下，太恶心了！
You can't eat the food you want, it's disgusting!
49、长的很科幻，长的很抽象！
Long science fiction, long very abstract!
50、班长班长，你的嘴巴好长。
Monitor, your mouth is so long.