1、男人膝下有黄金,可我的膝盖下是脚毛。
A man had a gold, MAO is my knees under foot.
2、凡我放不下的,必是因为我拥有不了的。
All that I can not let go, it is because I have too.
3、你若先走了,转身时就不要怪我也在背对着你。
If you go first, turn around when they don't blame I also in facing you.
4、我也是个女的,长这么大就没见过你这么犯贱的。
I am also a woman, so long big haven't seen you so bitchy.
5、为了爱情,你选择当**,为了赚钱,你当了鸡。
In order to love, when you choose a small three, in order to make money, you when the chicken.
6、我笑了,**能扶正,魔鬼都能长出天使的翅膀。
I smiled, small SanNeng centralizer, the devil angel's wings.
7、就算你胜利了。以后也会有别的**破坏你们的。
Even if you win. Later there will be other small three destroy you.
8、贱人永远都是贱人,就算经济危机了,你也贵不了。
Bitch is always bitch, even if the economic crisis, you also your not.
9、像**这种可恶的家伙,只能演电视剧里的一陀粪。
Like small three nasty guy, only one tuo excrement in the TV show.
10、既然做**肯定是不要脸了,难听的话她也习惯了。
Now that to do small three must be shameless, harsh words she also used to it.
11、长期低价收购各类闲散姑娘。型号不限。详情面议。
All kinds of leisure girl long for a fraction of the price. Model no. Details of negotiable.
12、出问题从自己身上找原因,别一便秘就怪地球没引力。
Out of the question from yourself to find the reason, don't blame a constipation earth's gravity.
13、**,都不如小姐,小姐是为了钱,你是为了什么呢。
Small three, not miss, miss is for the money, you is for the sake of what?
14、**你脸上抹下那堆粉。真想打你一巴掌,看掉下多少。
Small three under the pile of powder on your face. Really want to make you slap, see what falls off.
15、出问题先从自己身上找原因,别一便秘就怪地球没引力。
A problem to find reasons from yourself, don't blame a constipation earth's gravity.
16、你个宇宙毁灭必备的原料,连半兽人都瞧不起你的半兽人。
You destroy the universe the necessary raw materials, even the orcs despise you orcs.
17、你**长到眼睛上,一条断脊之犬还敢在我面前狺狺狂吠。
Your ass to the eyes, a broken ridges of the dog growled at still dare in front of me.
18、不高不矮不胖不瘦不三不四,没前没后没脸没皮没心没肺。
Neither tall nor short not fat or thin no three no four, no any heart not ashamed after not before.
19、玩感情?当**?破坏别人感情?我会让你哭的很有节奏。
Play with feelings? When small three? Destroy others feelings? I will make you cry very rhythmic.
20、你个纳米级的人渣**,没把你过滤掉真是社会的失误啊!
A nanoscale scum small three, didn't you put your filter is really social mistake!
21、哦,长得不错,怎么没拿你爸妈给你的这身装备去坐台啊?
Oh, good, how didn't take your parents to your outfit to maybe?
22、你可以一滚滚到天边,你一声吼,世界的动植物全都**了!
You can be a rolling to the horizon, you with a roar, the world's plants and animals are all suicide!
23、逆风的方向,更适合飞翔,我不怕万人阻挡,只怕自己投降。
Against the wind direction, more suitable for flying, I am not afraid of ten thousand people stop, is oneself to surrender.
24、不要脸的**,不要认为头上顶坨屎,自己就是金刚葫芦娃。
Shameless of small three, don't think shit on his head, was himself a king kong gourd doll.
25、那天我一时兴起,拿你照片做电脑桌面,居然中了电脑病毒。
The day on a whim, I take you photos do computer desktop, unexpectedly in the computer virus.
26、看你这个骚样,天生就做一个**的命,你这样对得起国家吗?
See you this SAO, born to do a small three, you live up to the state like this?
27、怎么不去什么怡红院做啊?在家也是招男人,那样还有票子呢!
How not to do what yi-hong courtyard? Is also called the man at home, so still have tickets!
28、虽然我长的不是很帅,但小时候也有人夸我左边鼻孔很偶像派。
Although I long are not so handsome, but when I was a child also someone kua I am idolized the left nostril.
29、你装的人五人六的,还挺像那么回事的,实际上满肚子的幺呃子!
You five of the six, it is quite the thing, like actually full belly of MAO er son!
30、树不要皮必死无疑,人不要脸天下无敌,上帝宣告**你无敌了。
Trees don't skin will die, the person shameless world-beater, god is declared a small three you invincible.
31、我对这个世界彻底的绝望了!连你这样的**都能活在这个世界上!
I to the world completely despair! Even small sandu like you can live in this world!
32、吃人家的剩饭不要紧,关键你的动作太过于大了,伤害到饭的主人。
Eat the somebody else's leftovers, it doesn't matter, the key you are too big, damage to the owner of the meal.
33、唉,你大脑进水,小脑缺陷,你的小脑真发达,把大脑的地儿都占了。
Alas, your brain into the water, the cerebellum defects, your cerebellum is developed, the brain's place is accounted for.
34、**,你配有真爱么,今天当这男人的情妇,明天就跑别人被窝去了。
Small three, with a true love you, today when the man's mistress, tomorrow will run other people went to bed.
35、不要以为你长了一张凤姐的脸蛋,就到处招摇撞骗,当三太宫的下人。
Don't think you had a sister face long, committing are priceless, when three too house servant here.
36、对了,提醒一句:把你那衣服换成肚兜,裤子也开个裆吧,那样比较靓。
By the way, be warned: change your clothes to chinese-style chest covering, pants also make a fork, it is beautiful.
37、小燕子飞永琪追,尔康买花送紫薇,漂亮皇帝爱香妃,你就是个死乌龟。
Chasing the swallow flying wing, er kang buy flowers crape myrtle, beautiful the emperor love sweet princess, you are a dead tortoise.
38、等着我小子,姐一定要出现在你家户口本上,当不了你老婆就做你后妈。
Waiting for my boy, elder sister must appear in the registered permanent residence this getting on your home, do you have brought your wife a stepmother.
39、这么丑,还好意思出来丢人,赶紧自己毁容算了,有自知之明就赶紧**。
So ugly, return not bashful to come out a disgrace, hurriedly his disfigured calculate, self-aware quickly commit suicide.
40、麻子不叫麻子,坑人,你就是一个回,四面都很二。三伏天卖不掉的肉,你个臭货。
Pitted not pockmarked, cheating, you will be a return, all around are two. Dog days to sell out the meat, you a smelly goods.
41、你说你的眼睛,还是假的。真怕掉下来吓到你身边那男的。所以,扶着点!太吓人了。
You said in your eyes, or false. Really afraid of fall scared the man around you. So, hold the point! Too scary.
42、单身女人叫小资,单身男人叫钻石王老五,丑女叫恐龙,帅哥叫青蛙,连你都叫小强了。
Single women call small endowment, single men call rich singles, ugly dinosaur, handsome boy frogs, even you are called jack Bauer.