1、你全家吃屎的吧？满嘴喷屎。
You and your family eat shit? With a mouthful of shit.
2、我祝你孤独，并且长命百岁。
I wish you lonely, and long life.
3、你妈在哪里，我要把你塞回。
Where is your mother, I want to put you back.
4、遗照不叫遗照，那叫灰色头像。
Centerpiece not centerpiece, that call the gray head.
5、穷着独善其身。富则妻妾成群。
Poor immune. The harem.
6、太阳那么大，都没把你脑子给晒黑。
The sun so big, don't give your mind to tan.
7、你搞艺术，我搞你，这叫深入艺术。
You do art, I have you, this call into art.
8、我爱你，你爱她，尼特么，真眼瞎。
I love you, you love her, nita, really blind.
9、清明节爬坟头上唱：“你快回来！”
Qingming festival climb the springing of sing: "you are quick to come back!"
10、现在**已成为过去，闺蜜成为时尚。
Small third has now become the past, girlfriends became the vogue.
11、赝品就是赝品，**扶正了也是贱货。
A fake is a fake, small three centralizer is bitch.
12、这是谁家的狗没喂饱，来我这里乱咬？
Who is the dog didn't feed, bites to me?
13、听说你傍大款了，认二郎神当主人了。
I heard you alongside big style, two lang absolute being known as the host.
14、有理想固然好，但他妈不要过于理想化。
It is good to have ideal, but his mama don't too idealistic.
15、别说我高傲，我只是拒绝与禽兽打交道。
Don't say I'm proud, I just refuse to deal with the beast.
16、整天把性生活当饭吃的人，能有多高贵。
The sex life when people eat all day, can have more noble.
17、你鬼哭狼嚎的语言在我眼里是多么泛滥。
You are the language of the brotherhood of the Wolf in my eyes is how pervasive.
18、顺其自然的日子，我有女人最原始的小气。
Let nature take its course, I have a woman the most primitive stingy.
19、没有心的魔鬼跟我谈爱情，真是可笑至极。
No heart devil to talk to me about love, this is ridiculous.
20、妓院大门常为你打开，天天等着你去接客。
Brothel door always open for you, every day waiting for you to meet guest.
21、如果你有本事，现在就不会在这啃泥巴了。
If you have skill, now is not in this eating mud.
22、有人说你长得像猴子，可你明明是只猪啊。
Some people say that you look like a monkey, but you is a pig.
23、不要以为你晒黑了就能掩盖你是白痴的事实。
Tanned don't think you can hide the fact that you're an idiot.
24、让你吃饭不吃，偏要吃饲料，你还真是奇葩。
Let you eat not to eat, to eat the feed, you is a wonderful work.
25、有时候，我宁愿没有心脏，那样至少不会痛。
Sometimes, I would rather no heart, at least not pain.
26、MD怎么都是一群心眼比毛细血孔还细的人呐！
How is a group of eye MD thinner than a blood capillary hole people!
27、井底之蛙你明白我的意思么？可以滚蛋了么？
Tunnel vision: do you see what I mean? You can fuck off?
28、诶！说你呐！你没看见这里不让宠物进来吗？
Either! Says you! Can't you see don't let the pet in here?
29、还这么年轻就得了老年痴呆，我为你感到悲哀。
Still so young have to alzheimer's, I feel sad for you.
30、不要逼我在我和你妈之间加太多的动词行不行？
Don't make me between your mother and I add too many verbs line not line?
31、就你这长相你妈当初没丢弃是怕在外面吓到鬼。
Is it looks like your mother had not abandoned you afraid frighten ghost outside.
32、我忘了世界还有一种人火星人，你从那来的吧。
I forget the world still have a kind of Mars, that you come from.
33、你你打扮成这样，是对这个世界有什么不满么？
You dress up as such, you are dissatisfied with the world what?
34、抽，是一种生活艺术；找抽，是一种生活态度。
Smoking, it is a kind of living art; Looking for smoke, is a kind of attitude to life.
35、看看你那油腻的身板，你天天看着也不想吐么？
Look at you that greasy plate, you look at every day also don't want to vomit?
36、连大街上的流浪女也不放过，你可真是猪狗不如。
Even the homeless in the streets, your dog is a real pig.
37、我对你毫无兴趣、甚至看一眼都会感觉天翻地覆。
I have no interest for you, and even see an eye will feel upside down.
38、长相愚蠢就算了，你偏偏还是一个没有用的废物。
Looks foolish to calculate, you still just a useless waste.
39、看你这长相就知道你是从十八层地狱刚来到人间的。
See you this appearance eighteen layers of hell, you will know from just came to the earth.
40、你跟谁整那表情呢，我欠你贷款要到期了还是咋的。
With whom did you whole the expression, I owe you loans to expire or zha.
41、你留给人类的恐吓实在太大了，警方对你下不了手。
Is too large for you to mankind's threat, the police don't want to you.
42、你的人生已经完全没有希望了，为什么还不放弃治疗？
Your life has no hope, why don't give up?
43、做人别像你唱歌那样不着调，哪天怎么死的都不知道。
The person don't like you sing upside down, how dead of all don't know which day.
44、你回去抱着你妈痛哭好吗？只有你妈能给你安慰了行吗？
You back and hold your mother crying? Only your mother can give you comfort?
45、我劝你还是在家好好的呆着，街上是不允许宠物乱跑的。
I advise you still well stay at home, the street is not allowed to run free pet.
46、你左边脸撕下来贴在右边脸上，左边不要脸，右边厚脸皮。
You left face off on the right face, shame on you, on the left on the right cheek.
47、你说你大白天的穿身白衣服扮鬼呢？还以为自己是小龙女啊？
You said you in broad daylight wear white clothes and dress up as a ghost? Still thinks he is a little dragon female?
48、请你不要用你的排泄器官对我说话，这是很不礼貌的，谢谢！
Please don't use your excretion organs to talk to me, this is very impolite, thank you!
49、你的脸就跟宽屏电脑一样，宽而且还平，五官在同一个平面。
Your face is just like widescreen computers, wide and flat, facial features are in the same plane.
50、看见你我就知道凤姐有伴儿了，老肥猪上屠，你这挨刀的货。
Saw you I knew feng are attached, tu on old pig, you this knife.
51、别和我装你活的精彩过的幸福，也别祝我幸福，你有那资格吗？
Don't and you live in me great happiness, also don't wish me happy, you have the qualifications?