1、人生就像开飞机，飞得多高不重要，平稳落地最重要。
Life is like flying an airplane. How important it is to fly high.
2、我有三句话想跟你说，包括下面这一句，谢谢我讲完了。
I have three sentences to say to you, including the following sentence, thank you for finishing.
3、你长的丑一点没关系，如果你出去吓人，那可是你的问题了！
It doesn't matter if you are ugly. If you go out to frighten people, that's your problem.
4、长的丑不是你的错，但你出来吓人，就是你的不对了！
Ugliness is not your fault, but you are frightening, but you are wrong.
5、青青河边草，爱你爱到老；野火烧不尽，明天会更好。
Green grass, love you to love old, wildfire can not burn, tomorrow will be better.
6、记得默默的一瞬间，你把我的心带走，从此我的人却和别人走。
I remember that in a moment of silence, you took my heart away, and then my people went away with others.
7、人，生在床上，死在床上，欲生欲死，也在床上。
A man is born in bed and died in bed.
8、现实像个石头，精神像个蛋，石头当然坚硬，可蛋才是生命嘛。
Reality is like a stone. Spirit is like an egg. Stone is of course hard, but egg is life.
9、手拿大哥大，到处说胡话，腰跨BP机，到处吹牛皮！
Talk about bullshit everywhere in your hand, go across the BP machine and blow the bull's skin everywhere!
10、孩子不吃饭、挑食，不但是消化问题，很可能啊，是缺心眼儿。
Children do not eat and picky food, it is not only digestive problems, it is very likely.
11、人生之所以短暂，是因为活的时候忘了，死的时候才恍然大悟。
Life is short because it is forgotten when it is alive, and when it dies, it suddenly comes to light.
12、远看是你，近看是桶，仔细一看原来是你抱了个垃圾桶。
Far from you, close to see is a bucket, a closer look, it turned out that you held a trash can.
13、不经历人渣，怎么能出嫁，没有人能随随便便当妈。
No one can get married without any scum. No one can be carefree.
14、我是你转身就忘的路人甲，凭什么陪你蹉跎年华到天涯？
I am the passerby who you turn around and forget. Why accompany you to spend your time in the world?
15、听说你被**，真的把我吓坏。好替那人担心，卖得掉你才怪！
I was horrified to hear that you were abducted and sold. Well, worry about that man. It's strange to sell you!
16、寂寞就是有人说话时，没人在听；有人在听时，你却没话说了。
Loneliness is when no one is listening when someone speaks, but when someone is listening, you have nothing to say.
17、别管什么高考了，只要长的丑，人生已熟百分之九十九。
No matter what college entrance examination is, as long as ugly, life has been ripe ninety-nine percent.
18、若是晴天你便安好，这天气，看来你已经不在了吧！
If it is sunny, you will be well. It seems that you are no longer there.
19、考前当学霸，幸福一寒假。上网一时爽，期末火葬场。
Before exams, learn tyrants and be happy for a winter vacation. Surfing the Internet for a while, the end of the crematorium.
20、生活就像是心电图，想要一帆风顺没有起伏，除非你死了。
Life is like an electrocardiogram. If you want to sail smoothly, there will be no ups and downs unless you die.
21、你老婆快生了吧！到时生得多的话给我一个，我特喜欢小狗。
Your wife is going to be born soon! Give me one when you get a lot. I like dogs.
22、我悄悄的来，又悄悄的走，挥一挥匕首，不留一个活口。
I quietly came and quietly walked, waved a dagger, leaving no room for a living.
23、拥抱真是个奇怪的东西，明明靠的那么近，却看不见彼此的脸。
A hug is a strange thing. It's so close, but it can't see each other's face.
24、不管情话连篇，或是老婆一般，只要搭成连理，就应爱她万年！
No matter what a love story is, or a wife, you should love her for thousands of years.
25、龟兔赛跑，猪做裁判，你说是龟跑得快还是兔子跑得快？
the tortoise and the hare, the pig is the referee. Do you think the tortoise runs fast or the rabbit runs fast?
26、我们心有灵犀，我们心心相印，我是新新人类，正逗猩猩高兴！
Our hearts are in tune. Our hearts are together. I am a new human being. I am playing with gorillas.
27、热恋时相许下辈子再结良缘，结婚后常怀疑是上辈子造了孽缘。
When you are in love, you will make good fortune in your next life. After marriage, you often suspect that you had created a bad fortune in your previous life.
28、思念不能自己，痛苦不能自理，结果不能自取，幸福不能自予。
Miss can not be self, pain can not take care of themselves, the results can not be taken by themselves, happiness can not be given.
29、鹅鹅鹅，曲项用刀割，拔毛加瓢水，点火盖上锅。
Goose, goose, goose, cut with knives, pull wool and add water, and cover the pot with fire.