1、正在删除通讯录全部信息将丢失请稍侯。
Deleting contacts all information will be lost， please wait。
2、都说猪很懒，但我不这么认为。至少现在，我发现有一头猪正在看短信。
All say pig is very lazy， but I don't think so。 At least now， I found a pig is reading text messages。
3、风流潇洒是帅哥，一呼百应是大哥，出租司机是的哥，看短信的是PIG。
Love is natural and unrestrained， handsome， kind is the eldest brother， taxi drivers is brother， see messages is a PIG。
4、这是一封精心设计的短信，将你的手机上下颠倒看，将会欣赏到奇妙的图案……手机颠来倒去好玩吗？
This is an elaborate messages， will you of cellular phone upside down to see， will appreciate the wonderful design…… Cell phone turned it fun？
5、认识你至今，你在我心中的地位你应该很清楚，除你之外，其他人在我眼中是一堆屎，可你不一样，因为你是两堆！
Know you until now， you place in my heart you should be clear， in addition to you， others is a pile of shit in my eyes， but you don't， because you are two heap！
6、该MM霸主一面，为祸四方；待我练就本事，事业有成，得以报效父母；定然舍命生擒之，押至民政局伏法！
The MM overlord side， by the four parties； When I practice skill， a successful career， to serve the parents； Would give his life but， bet to civil affairs bureau to confess！
7、在你的眉宇间我看到沧桑，在你的眼中我看到自信，在你的额头我看到岁月，在你的唇齿间我看到韭菜，快去刷牙！
In your brow I saw vicissitudes of life， in your eyes I see confidence， on your forehead I see time， in your lips I saw leeks， go brush your teeth！
8、你的温柔象天使在撒娇，你的美丽如惊艳的孔雀，你的体贴恰似心口上的风湿膏，你的眼睛好比可爱的大熊猫！
Your tenderness like angels in the play the woman， your beauty such as jing is colourful peacock， your thoughtfulness is rheumatism paste on the heart， your eyes like a lovely panda！
9、一只猪和一只企鹅被关在-20℃的冷库里，第二天企鹅死了，猪没事。为什么？你不知道？对了，猪也不知道！愚人节快乐！
A pig and a penguin in - 20 ℃ freezer， penguins died the next day， the pig is ok。 Why is that？ You don't know？ By the way， the pig and I don't know！ Happy April fool's day！
10、紧急通知：今晚至明晨有小型地震，为了您的安全，请今晚包着棉被，头顶马桶，鼻孔插上吸管在床底下睡觉。
Urgent notice： tonight to tomorrow morning have a small earthquake， for your safety， please wrapped in a quilt tonight， head a toilet， plant straw under the bed to sleep in his nostrils。
11、半夜三更，夜深人静，你又撩起我的心扉，令我朝思暮想，难以入睡，我不能置你不顾，我真怕别人偷走了你——我的农场，我的菜。
The middle of the night， the night， and lifted my heart， you make me yearn， difficult to fall asleep， I can't buy you， I was afraid that someone stole you -- my farm， my food。
12、啊！你的皮肤如此富有光泽，你散发的香味如此难以抗拒，让我狠狠咬你一口吧，我亲爱的――红烧肉！愚人节快乐！
Ah！ You of skin such full of sheen， you send forth of flavor such irresistable， make me malicious to bite your one mouthful， my dear -- braise in soy sauce meat。 Happy April fool's day！
13、住的很蜗居，活的很窝囊，生的很窝火，长得似窝瓜，吃的是窝头，愚人节到了，祝你和你的同事“一窝子”都开心快乐。
Live very humble abode， live very timid， very annoyed， looks like squash， eat steamed corn-bread， April fool's day is coming， wish you and your colleagues happy "snap"。
14、唐僧决定给八戒沙僧白龙马也套上紧箍咒。套白龙马时，马哭了：师父，您再套就四个箍了，我可是宝马，别让我当奥迪了。
Tang's monk decided to eight quit sand monk on the white dragon horse also set of hoops。 Set of white dragon horse， horse cried： master， you set of four band， I but BMW， don't let me be a audi。
15、喂，我已经暗恋你好久了！吃不香睡不好，你要是也愿意我们就做朋友吧！问我是谁？隔壁小炒摊，我就是那个掌勺的！记得来找我！
Hello， I have a crush on you for a long time！ Do not eat sweet sleep， if you are willing to we can be friends！ Ask who am I？ Starch booth next door， I am the Chinese！ Remember to seek me！
16、尊敬的用户：您的手机目前已具有提款功能，只需将SIM卡取出插入提款机即可，如提款机不受理业务，请用手机用力砸提款机！
Respect of customer： your mobile phone has been drawing function， simply insert the SIM card out cash machines， such as cash， the business is not acceptable， please use mobile hard hit a cash machine！
17、三只猪在吵架，老大骂：你好无聊，只会发信息！老二骂：你更无聊，天天发黄色笑话！不过最无聊的都是老三，只看不发。
The three little pigs in the fight， the boss to scold： hello boring， will only send information！ Second scold： you are more boring， everyday hair yellow joke！ But the most boring is old， only to see not hair。
18、愚人节禁忌：不要看谁都笑，不要说啥都信，不要粗心大意，不要随意应邀，不要使坏动脑，不要去买彩票，祝你愚人节快乐！
April fool's day taboo： don't see who all smile， don't say what all believe， don't careless， don't to come， don't fall on the brain， don't buy lottery tickets， I wish you a happy April fool's day！
19、听说最近你上电视了，不错哦！你可真上镜啊，那活蹦乱跳的样子，那自信满满的气势，那俏皮可爱的言行……我早就知道，你演孙悟空准行！
I heard that you recently on TV， good oh！ You are on the mirror， the appearance of the wriggling， the confident imposing manner， the nifty and lovely words and deeds…… I know， you play the Monkey King！
20、老师说：找两人我要班花。于是投票评选班花，闹了一节课，选出最漂亮的俩女生。老师说：去教务处，搬花！愚人节快乐！
The teacher said， two people find class flower I want。 Then voting class flower， make a class， choose the most beautiful of the two girls。 The teacher said， go to office， to move the flower！ Happy April fool's day！
21、朋友都说我是帅哥，我死活不承认，最后他们给了我几千美金，我才勉强同意！说实在的，我才不想有这个称号呢，可是在钱面前被逼无奈啊！
Friends said I am a handsome boy， I anyway does not admit， finally， they gave me a few thousand dollars， I reluctantly agree！ To be honest， I don't want to have the title， but in front of money be compelled helpless！
22、曾经迷惘的我，是你牵手让我走出困境，让我知道爱一个人原来是多么美好的事情啊，让我用这一生作为回报，陪在你身边，一直牵手到老。愚人节快乐！
I was lost， I was holding your hand let me out and let me know love a person is how good things ah， let me use this lifetime in return， accompany in your side， has been in hand to the old。 Happy April fool's day！
23、愚人节到我心愁，想要愚人没缘由。聪明人儿到处有，各个都不会上钩。为博美女一回眸，只好就地翻跟头。愿你愚人节快乐，永远无忧！
April fool's day to my heart sorrow， don't think to a fool。 Smart guy is everywhere， all don't take the bait。 For commanding female one， have to in situ or cartwheel。 I wish you a happy April fool's day， always carefree！
24、今日愚人节，特颁愚人令。学猫三声叫，让我笑一笑，朝天吼三吼，吓走大狼狗。此令既已下，望尔速执行。四一愚人节，愚人不从命。
Today's April fool's day， we went to fools。 Learn the cat three call， let me laugh， shout three shout into air， frighten big German shepherd。 Under this order is， at speed。 Designation for April fool's day， fool don't do it。
25、愚蠢是一种天生的无奈，是一种后天的懒惰，是一颗自己种下的恶果，愚蠢虽然不是错，何处寻觅收获的快乐？别再偷吃隔壁家的馍，小心又将你狗尾巴捉！
Stupid is a kind of natural helpless， is a kind of laziness, the day after tomorrow is a kind of evil, stupid is not wrong, where to look for the joy of harvest？ Don't steal to eat next door buns, carefully will you dog tail to catch！
26、经调查统计，2016年现出一群新人类，四大傻：恋爱不成上吊的，没病没灾吃药的，合同签成无效的，看着手机傻笑的！哈哈！愚人节快乐！
After investigation and statistics, 2016 shows a new group of humans, four big and silly： love won't commit suicide by hanging, take medicine have no disease no disaster, contract as invalid, look at the phone giggle！ Ha ha！ Happy April fool's day！
27、如果你是小狗狗，我愿变成骨头给你啃；如果你孤单，我会用心来陪你；可这次我没带啥，只有香蕉一串，挂得高高的，我相信，你一定会叠上盒子把它摘取！
If you are a puppy dog, I would like to become a bone for you chew； If you are alone, I will accompany you from the heart； But this time I don't have what, only a bunch of banana, hanging high, I believe that you will fold boxes on the harvest it！
28、愚人节说愚：你说你不愚，我说有点愚。你说不能愚，我说可以愚。你不让我愚，我偏把你愚。你说要愚自己愚，我说要愚大家愚。万愚丛中，还是你最愚！
April fool's day said a fool： you said you are not a fool, I said a little fool。 You said can't fool, I said I could fool。 You don't make me a fool, fool I partial to you。 You said to a fool fool her, I said to a fool fool。 All fool, or you the most foolish！
29、想送你衣服，你体型不好；想送你酒水，你媳妇唠叨；想送你糖果，你血糖升高；想送你人民币，我自己又不宽裕；只能发你条短信，可惜你文化不高看不懂！
You want to send a clothes, your body is bad； You want to send a wine, your daughter-in-law to nag； You want to send a candy, your blood glucose； You want to send RMB, I again not comfortable； Can only send you message, it's a pity that culture does not look up don't you understand！
30、收到信息抖精神，教你如何来做人，读读信息变傻人，不转你会成呆人，删除证明你是痴人，回复表明你没成人，这条信息为整人，愚人节里送愚人。愚人快乐哟！
Received information shaking, spirit, teach you how to behave, read information become stupid, don't turn you into a foolish people, delete to prove you are delusion, reply to show that you don't have the adult, this message to those trick, send a fool in the April fool's day。 A fool happy！